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Are you prepared? Get
ready. Another campaign season is
approaching. This year's is shaping up to be contentious. It may be difficult to remember that we are fighting
over who will sit in the US Senate and House... and in slip
under the table your local petty politics. |
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A recent study of vehicles across
the nation has revealed that a significant portion of Toyota Prius,
Corolla, BMW, Volvo, and various other dinky dorky vehicles' dinky
dorky owners have not yet removed their John Kerry bumper stickers.
Come on now people! It's been three years that you've proudly
displayed John's name on your vehicle. It must be important for you to
continue announcing that you hate and have no respect for the
President of the United States, George W. Bush, but you are heading
for trouble. |
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glues used on John's bumper stickers will, if kept on the bumpers
longer than about three years, remove the paint if ever they are
removed. |
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Obviously,
judging by your choice of vehicles and the fact that you have left
John's sticker on your bumper for over three years, you are a very
discriminating bunch. You would not want your vehicle to carry
scars from such a wonderful, almost-leader banner as John Kerry. |
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So folks, get
out there with your razors, remove those Kerry bumper stickers, and
make way for the next self-proclaimed leader who wants to show you
how not to do what should not be done. |
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