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Are you prepared? Get ready. Another campaign season is approaching. This year's is shaping up to be contentious. It may be difficult to remember that we are fighting over who will sit in the US Senate and House... and in slip under the table your local petty politics.
A recent study of vehicles across the nation has revealed that a significant portion of Toyota Prius, Corolla, BMW, Volvo, and various other dinky dorky vehicles' dinky dorky owners have not yet removed their John Kerry bumper stickers. Come on now people! It's been three years that you've proudly displayed John's name on your vehicle. It must be important for you to continue announcing that you hate and have no respect for the President of the United States, George W. Bush, but you are heading for trouble.
The glues used on John's bumper stickers will, if kept on the bumpers longer than about three years, remove the paint if ever they are removed.
Obviously, judging by your choice of vehicles and the fact that you have left John's sticker on your bumper for over three years, you are a very discriminating bunch. You would not want your vehicle to carry scars from such a wonderful, almost-leader banner as John Kerry.
So folks, get out there with your razors, remove those Kerry bumper stickers, and make way for the next self-proclaimed leader who wants to show you how not to do what should not be done.
 
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